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Joke of the Day

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"

"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"

"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."

"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"

"I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes."

"Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail."

"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."