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Joke of the Day

"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"

"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"

"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"

"Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it! ""A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."""

"I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you."

"I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world. My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon."

"Why are Jews so good at making action movies? Shlo-mo."