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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you."

"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"

"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."

"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."

"Why was oedipus against profanity Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"

"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from..."

"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""