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Joke of the Day

"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."

"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"

"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."

"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""

"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."