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Joke of the Day

"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."

"29 months? Yeah, no, I meant how old is your kid in HOURS."

"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"

"Superman's Google searches: ""Strongest hero"" ""Strongest hero. Not Hulk"" ""Fastest hero"" ""Fastest hero. Not Flash"" ""Phone booth for sale"""

"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"

"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"

"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."

"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."

"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."