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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
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"Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross? Because they can dress foreless."
"The milk is so good its Legendary"
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"Autocorrect is horrible... I'm so tired of this shirt"
"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."
"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."
"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"