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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect is horrible... I'm so tired of this shirt"
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"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."
"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""
"When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty)"
"This wrinkle cream made my balls look like some weird balloon animal."
"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."
"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"