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Joke of the Day

"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."

"Why did Helen Keller try lsd? Because she was told it makes you see things!"

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"

"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"

"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"

"How do you get a girl from the Midwest to ""s"" your ""d""? Dip it in ranch."

"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."

"Where did Suze go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."