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Joke of the Day

"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."

"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"

"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."

"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""

"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its on? Because its two tired"

"I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her."