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Joke of the Day
"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."
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"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"
"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""
"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."
"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."