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Joke of the Day

"I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her."

"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."

"I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated."

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"

"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."

"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."

"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."