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Joke of the Day
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
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"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"
"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""
"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""
"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"
"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."
"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."
"I had a dream I was sitting in a motel room in Hell, so I turned on the television and started flipping through the channels. All the shows were closed-captioned for the visually impaired."