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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."
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"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
"Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to ""rest"" because in America even our food is fat and lazy."
"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."
"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"
"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"