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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
Next Joke
"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."
"Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly"
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"
"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."
"You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third... but I touched second."
"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"
"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"
"[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] ""I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"""