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Joke of the Day
"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"
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"[nabisco hq] ""Wheat Thins sales are down we need ideas"" *raises hand* ""anyone else?"" ... ... ""ok Dan, but I swear to god if u say-"" Wheat Thicks"
"Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!"
"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"
"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"
"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."
"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"
"Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets"
"Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP"
"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."