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"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

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"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio"
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"
"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."
"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."
"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."
"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"