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Joke of the Day

"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."

"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."

"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."

"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."

"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."

"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."

"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"