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Joke of the Day

"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."

"Imagine a giraffe. Now imagine the giraffe trying to get on a pool float. Now put my face on the giraffe. That's about right."

"A joke my father told me..."

"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"

"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me."" You reply with ""That's the point."""

"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."

"I caught my wife in bed with a banana last night... She was masticating."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."

"The winds of change can blow me."