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Joke of the Day

"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"

"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."

"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"

"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."

"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."

"Sorry I went down on your moms sister at your BBQ... I guess you could say I'm... [lowers shades] An aunt-eater."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"

"When I fight Authority, Authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork."