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Joke of the Day
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
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"A Good Marriage I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ""Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!"""
"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."
"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""
"want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"
"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."
"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"
"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."