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Joke of the Day

"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands."

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"

"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me. But has just never been awake long enough to carry them out."

"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."

"Joke - Daily dose of fun.. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""