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Joke of the Day

"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"

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"Yelling ""PARKOUR"" whenever your toddler falls over is an easy way to make him look like a cool free runner rather than a clumsy little idiot"
"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"Some relationships can survive only online."
"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."
"I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot."
"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"
"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."
"""I traded my carpet in for bare floors"" --coworker. ""Oh, me too. I love the shaved look."", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet."