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Joke of the Day

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."

"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."

"Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it."

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."

"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"

"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"

"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"