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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."
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"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."
"No wonder 1% is so bad I got my raise, not even 1%, my bank don't even give close to 1%. But my taxes ---- **30%**."
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"
"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."
"I lost all my fingers on one hand yesterday... ...but on the other hand, I'm okay."
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"