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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"
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"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"
"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."
"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."
"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"
"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"[in hospital] -dude what happened? ""I got hit by a bu- [a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion] -I mean I fell down the stairs"""
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."
"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."
"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"