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Joke of the Day

"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."

"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"Did you know that in any given group, only 9/10 of people understand basic math? The other 3% doesn't."

"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""

"All this Reddit drama lately. That's the joke."

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."

"I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."