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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."
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"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"
"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."
"A blind man goes for a morning walk He's walking around tapping away. He happens to pass a fish market. He takes in a deep breath and says ""Aaaaahhhhh. Good mornin ladies"""
"Was going to wear my camouflage pants today Couldn't find them."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"
"What are the longest hairs in the body? Nose hairs, because pulling them out is a pain in the ass."
"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""