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Joke of the Day

"Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO"

"Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found"

"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."

"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""

"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"A dog and a cat walk into a bar. One starts licking its ass and the other says ""Two can play that game!"" They forget about drinks."

"What's something a gay man can't live without? Water"