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Joke of the Day

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."

"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."

"I scream ""You haven't seen the last of me!"" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away. The pharmacist smiles kindly."

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"

"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"

"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."

"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."

"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."

"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"