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Joke of the Day

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"

"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."

"What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.."

"7yo: MOMMA DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER GET A 6-PACK OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA BE FAT Me: *slowly shreds Pokemon cards w/out breaking eye contact*"

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"