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Joke of the Day
"Whats a zombie's favorite drink? Egg noggin."
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"God wouldn't have made children so short if he didn't want you to fart in their faces."
"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."
"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."
"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."
"If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life."
"My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. ""These look nothing like you!"" My friend responded ""Why would they?"""
"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"
"I'm allergic to alcohol... Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs..."
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"