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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."

"I'm so torn on circumcision. I mean, you're either foreskin or against it."

"My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table"

"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"

"They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is? Cause you're on the fuckin beach."

"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."

"At the bus stop ""Wow, the boy over there is ugly."" - ""That's my Son!"" - ""Oh sorry, I did not know that you are the father"" - **""I am his mother!""**"

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"JUDGE: I hereby sentence you t- PENGUIN COURT REPORTER: *angrily smashing keyboard with flippers* CAN YOU GUYS SLOW DOWN A BIT"

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."