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Joke of the Day

"I just rolled my eyes so hard, I can see my brain."

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"

"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"

"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."

"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"

"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."

"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"

"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"The designer of the generic ""Advice Animals"" font changed the internet. One might say he made quite an impact."

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."