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Joke of the Day
"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."
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"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."
"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"
"People always go, ""Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why."
"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"
"Kid 1: I'm bored Kid 2: me too Kid 3: our parents gave us horrible names"
"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"
"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."