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Joke of the Day
"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
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"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."
"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!"
"what is the difference between toilet paper and toast Toast is brown on both sides."
"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"
"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""
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"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and Michael Jackson liked to molest little boys."
"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."
"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."