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Joke of the Day

"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"This week in Science: MRI technology and thought processing... are a hell of a lot cooler than last week"

"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""

"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."

"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"

"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."

"Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs."

"There's no such thing as ""fair trade"" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed."

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."