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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."
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"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."
"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again."
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."
"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."
"Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one."
"Exercise can add years to your life. This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month."