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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."

"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."

"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"

"Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep? Because it has two shifts."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family."

"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."

"A blind man Walks into a bar A table and a chair"