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Joke of the Day

"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"

"We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones.. ..yet there's nothing that exists that could have saved Harambe."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both run away."

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."