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Joke of the Day
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite song? Down With The Thickness."
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"First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great."
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"People keep accusing me of collecting periodicals... They never specify which magazine my issues are from, they just tell me that I have them."
"Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation"
"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."
"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie"
"My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes. Apparently I've been looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha."