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Joke of the Day

"People keep accusing me of collecting periodicals... They never specify which magazine my issues are from, they just tell me that I have them."

"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."

"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""

"A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast.... Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my"

"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"

"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."

"WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake."

"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""

"I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids"

"Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat."