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Joke of the Day

"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"

"A pickup poem RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY DURIANS ARE THORNY LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME REALLY HORNY"

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"Self is a word in Itself."

"What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week."

"What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI? My Grandma can unlock an iphone."

"Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken"

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."