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Joke of the Day
"Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week."
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"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."
"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
"A man asks a Canadian woman if she'd like to have sex... ...""Only if you plan to have some yourself."" Ah, Canada. America's [polite] hat."
"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."
"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."
"How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire? Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"
"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""