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Joke of the Day

"A pickup poem RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY DURIANS ARE THORNY LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME REALLY HORNY"

"""DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?"" I step forward boldly. ""I know OF it."""

"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"

"Hmmm, why don't we try reincarnation. Here, take this razor blade and I'll leave you alone for a few moments... -me as a therapist"

"How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January? He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey."

"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"

"I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair."

"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."

"GabeN failed at maths exam... Because he can't count up to 3"

"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""