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Joke of the Day
"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."
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"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""
"what do you call the study of color? cyance"
"To my English teachers who encouraged me to create magical works of literature as a boy. Here is my 3,007th Tweet. You can be proud."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"
"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"
"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."
"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"
"I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed I'm a Comic, Sans the humor."