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Joke of the Day
"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."
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"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"
"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."
"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"
"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."
"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""
"[one month later] Sorry, just got your text. Do you still want to break up?"