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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
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"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"
"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."
"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."
"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"
"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"
"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."
"Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive."