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Joke of the Day
"Wife, I am truly truly upset... I must take this out on your vagina."
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"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"
"I tried taking Viagara the other day... I must not have swallowed it fast enough, because man oh man was my neck stiff!"
"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"
"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."
"I finally told her those three magical words every woman wish to hear.. I give up!"
"I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday."
"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""
"How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb? None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!"