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Joke of the Day

"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."

"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."

"I was accused of plagiarism... Their words, not mine"

"What do you call a folder of child pornography? A pedo-file."

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."