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Joke of the Day

"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"

"Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed."

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"

"So the past, the present and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"I got in touch with my inner child and the little shit hung up on me."

"Some people that are into devotism are fucking idiots."

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"