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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"

"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."

"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the ipod touch for kids, until they realized the name iTouch Kids wasnt an acceptable name."

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""

"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"

"What is the worst part about being black? You never know if your gums are bruised."

"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."