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Joke of the Day
"What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common? It's Al Gore"
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"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"a horror film where the victim walks into her kitchen and everyone she's muted on twitter is standing there drinking coffee"
"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
"[in the woods] Me: *rescues a deer from a bear trap* Deer: I have a boyfriend"
"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."