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Joke of the Day
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
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"How do Itallian chefs swap emails? By spaghett-e-mail!"
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
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"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"
"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."
"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"
"Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"