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Joke of the Day
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
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"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."
"I'm a schizophrenic And so am I"
"Top 5 birth control methods 1. pills 2. hysterectomy 3. jean jackets 4. crocs 5. putting ketchup all over the fries instead of on the side"
"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"
"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."
"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"
"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""