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Joke of the Day

"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."

"Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully."

"An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe.. Quoth the Reddit...nevermore"

"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."