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Joke of the Day

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"[on phone with debit fraud] Bank guy: Sir do you shop on line at all Me: DUDE IT'S 2017 WE BUY TOILET PAPER ONLINE BG: M: Sometimes. Yes"

"I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her"

"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"

"How many feet are in a yard? 4 if you have a dog."

"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"What comes between Fear and Sex? Funf"