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Joke of the Day
"Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry."
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"[being robbed] Me: careful.. I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun"
"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."
"Why is six afraid of seven? seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)"
"I wish genders were more like the twin towers At least the people who changed the number of towers realised we all hated them and they died"
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
"What is green and smells like paint? Green paint."
"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"
"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"