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Joke of the Day

"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."

"You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."

"If my partner didn't want me to wear yoga pants because they make me too attractive to other men, I'd respect his wishes and take them off."

"Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain."

"I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?"

"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"

"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"

"WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT"

"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"