114447

Joke of the Day

"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."

"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"

"Did you hear about the woman who had twelve boobs? Sounds fake, dozen tit?"

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."

"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"

"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"

"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."